They have this one shirt that costs $1,000 'cause the pattern's so wild.

I’m loving that y’all are loving what I’m loving. It’s just a love fest. Let’s go!

huge day for people whose speech patterns have been irrevocably altered by television

who the fuck is hickory ham mike and why is he texting me

Deporting the immigrants won't make your lives any better. You'll still be a bunch of yokel-ass chucklefucks

I attended Trump’s inauguration yesterday. Here are my thoughts:

I’ve been reflecting on this over the past day or so, and I’ve come to a realization. Many of my friends on the center-right who are upset with me for making what I believe to be very obvious observations aren’t necessarily angry at me—they’re angry at the implications of what

luv is love

well this should end the fascism debate!

Believing that billionaires are fighting for the working class requires an almost comical level of delusion.

I want to remind everyone today that in 2 days it will be a month since the lying current American president Donald J. Trump broke the promise he made to his voters and his country to end the war within 24 hours. Playing with human lives like this is unforgivable. This man, with

The dumbest timeline of the entire human history. I mean it.

“get me to where I can say a racial slur”

You see how other countries don’t play bullshit games with their corrupt politicians??

For those who may need this message today.