A few years ago I had an idea for a stage musical based on Father Ted, an idea I felt was equal to and respectful of the enduring affection many held for the residents of Craggy Island’s parochial house. The story touched on themes that seemed big enough for a West End stage.

Safety advice from Fire Service/PSNI/PHA: If you’re standing underneath a 200ft, 1,000-ton, unsecured, unregulated, uninspected, uninsured tower of flaming wood, rubber and toxic foam, please drink sensibly. *Your occasional reminder that this place is fucking insane.

ArmaghFans 1889 the clown blocked me for calling him out on his grifting. It’s seems the isn’t ‘For the interaction of all Armagh GAA fans (other county fans welcome)’ #Armagh #GAA if you disagree with him.

John O’Hanlon Armagh Fans 🟠⚪️ good cause and all but you need serious help mate.

Guillermo Reynolds Armagh Fans 🟠⚪️ 🤣🤣🤣 I’ll take that as a compliment lot of what I say is tongue in cheek but doesn’t sit easy with me someone trying to grift genuine fans when it’s expensive enough for fans to go to games. I suggested several times a good cause but shown his true colours lining his own pocket

✨kelly✨🧡🤍 Niamh Thornbury Bingo we have a full house …. What prize do I win ?!

Ding ding ding ding …. Seconds out …. Round 2 …. Sensitive bunch tonight …. Clowns falling left right and centre

John O’Hanlon Niamh Thornbury In the 1600’s your ancestor Eochaidh O’Hanlon was based in Tanderagee and lorded over the barony of Orior which is mostly County Armagh. The townland of Tannyoky near Markethill is named after him. I hear Eochaidh has blocked you too 😮

Is it safe to come out?

Turned on BBC this afternoon and have seen this mad sport called #Hurling. It’s wild! Quidditch, Lacrosse, Hockey, MMA, Rugby, Soccer and Egg and Spoon all in one. You Irish guys are crazy! This All-Ireland Hurling Final is going to extra-time now - get it on! #CorkvClare 🏑

Joanne Cantwell an absolute melt!

RTE radio commentator yesterday drops a sly comment about the “condensed season” resulting in loss of sales for O’Neills on jerseys. Nothing to do with the actual price of the jersey and the cost of living currently. The agenda on this is ridiculous now. #GAA

The sun shines on the most righteous of Orangemen. It’s a great day to be alive when the first set of promised tickets land in your inbox. Blessed are the ticket givers for theirs will pay for Sunday and more. Hot cross buns, hot cross buns One a penny, two a penny

This boy here is going end up on the front page of the Sunday World some day.

I’ll see your no orange feet, No GAA Boots and raise it No Casement Park no Euros. No Euros No economic growth, no economic growth no future in the Union 🤷 Or maybe my Da’s 🍆 is bigger than your Da’s 🍆 What a childish statement !

🥊 It's fight week and we've got 2 pairs of tickets to give away. Lewis Crocker vs Paddy Donovan The SSE Arena, Belfast this Saturday. To enter you must 1⃣Follow A. McLean Bookmakers 2⃣Retweet this post We will select 2 winners at random on Friday. Entrants must live in Northern

Peter Canavan outlining his opposition to the GAA's sponsorship deal with Allianz 🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸

Jarlath should hang his head in shame. Likening a protest in congress to the absolute devastation that is happening in Gaza. Nothing Ironic about it. It’s just a tragedy. You’ve let the association and its members down today. No need for that comment.