When the mechanic asks me what sounds the car is making

SANDOFF! SANDOFF! SANDOFF!

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I just ordered Chili’s from Claremore! So excited! #ChilisToGo

I have nightmares about eating anything from Burger King

Spider Cat, Spider Cat, does whatever a Spider Cat does

not giving students a break from online classes in the middle of a pandemic was one of the worst decisions colleges could've made

Y’all gotta see how dirty he did her 😫😂

Today our “elected” officials decided to impeach a man who leaves office in 7 days. They did this in a week... It took them 8 months to make a decision to help the American people. The difference? One was personal one was actually about Americans.

Our new Jalapeño Popper Chicken Sandwich is the sandwich of the future. To celebrate, we’re answering all your questions about the future. Ask us anything.

You absolutely can tell a relatable story back to me bc that’s how conversations work

Congratulations to the IRS on winning the $846.3 million Mega Millions Jackpot!

Skyscrapers used to be Art Deco and neo-Gothic, so what happened?