I hope to god the Tutankhamun fans aren’t upset with us calling Salah the Egyptian king. Wouldn’t want them crying as well

Cheers Grok Tony Evans

Mohamed Salah is the PFA Players’ Player of Year. 🏆 #PFAawards

The Egyptian King. 👑

Can be no debates now, the absolute best

Just let him go you horse punching, barcode looking, Byker Grove watching, Cheryl Tweedy singing bastards

😂😂😂 brilliant this

🚨🇬🇧 Tommy Robinson's racism just ruined an innocent family’s life. He shared a video of a Black man with his white granddaughters, smeared him as suspicious, and unleashed a racist mob. The result? Strangers shouting “p**dophile” outside their home. Let's unpack this 🧵👇

Chelsea owners BlueCo have signed Julio Enciso and he will play for Strasbourg, who are also owned by BlueCo, before being transferred back to Chelsea. Good thing UEFA have thrown Crystal Palace out of Europe, though.