Finally joined twitter 🙈 #abouttime

In Zimbabwe we have condoms that fit our men, not the pinkie sized ones for whites. Condoms should fit correctly.

Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead.

“World Cup 2014: 345 Days to KickOff! #FIFA #WorldCup2014” Carlos Ambrozio C35

“UberFacts: Three stray dogs save 50 American soldiers. ”Jay-Jay Groenewald

When you visit Tia's house and she STILL has photos of you from 15 years ago on the fridge. #PortugueseProblems

You're 15 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 2 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt.

right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb

South Africa's next billionaire will be the guy that invents & patents a silencer for those millions of Vuvuzelas in SA

My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror. Hahahahaha

@real_filomenaG hahaha why you exposing me like that ✋✋✋✋✋

143 Days till #UltraSA..... LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN!

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