Science is magic that works.

It's immoral to negotiate with the enemy for prisoner release if you're not also illegally selling them weapons.

It's a problem for me that people love Bruno Mars and don't know New Order. #HollywoodBowl

I'm happy that the LA Kings won and even happier that the Chicago Blackhawks lost. #schadenfreude

Dat fast track to Idiocracy tho.

Eric at the Spare Room and I just decided that the Pamama Canal is the proverbial butthole of the western hemisphere.

Thinking about switching to an all-gluten diet...

The #Ramones are dead, long live the Ramones! #ramonesforever

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. - Shaw

Hi hackers please use your smarts for something cool like draining Koch Industries' bank account & use the $ for free education/health care

A gloryhole but for gift-wrapping assistance

Just under 10 hours to go. 90% of the way to our goal...Dusk's Kickstarter campaign is getting so close! kck.st/1u54FiI

Valets are the bathroom attendants of the streets.

How are you not gonna show the best part of the game? #pooperbowl

Sweeeet! Just saw a coyote on Hollywood Blvd., saw a fox in the same spot last week.

PLAYOFF HOCKEY!!!