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The most accurate AI imitation of a human so far is Mark Zuckerberg

Gotta feel for Scottie today, wondering how he'll cope with another win.

Minneapolis! Amazing week at Acme, last two shows tonight 7 & 9:30🐦Acme Comedy Company *Bonus points if you know the MN state bird

Joe Z m̶o̶d̶e̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ comedy tour heads south! 8.30 | Bristol, TN | Blue Ridge Comedy 8.31 | Asheville, NC | Third Room - Disclaimer Lounge 9.4 | Mobile, AL | The Crescent Theater 9.5 | New Orleans | The Howlin' Wolf 9.6 | Lafayette, LA | Club 337

All the Mission Impossibles you've seen over the years, can you name Tom Cruise's character without looking it up?

Forgetting passwords has saved me from signing back up for Hulu / Disney / HBO, the past 8 times I've tried to resubscribe.

For some reason people are talking about how cool I look for upcoming shows

Strength training for birdwatchers

The hardest part of being a sell-out is finding a buyer

A few more weeks to train before fall migration 💪

Guys I did something very smart. I noticed Powerball is at 1.8 billion dollars, so I bought slightly more tickets than usual.

Birdwatching in Central Park

My biggest pet peeve is when I get on an elevator and then …someone else is already on it. How about some privacy!??

A lot happening in the world AND ALSO I’m in Salt Lake City this Fri / Sat at Wiseguys 🍂💐🌞

I know Gronk is a football legend but how does that translate to answering everyone's questions on here?

Vegas is kind of like if everything bad went to the same location and showed off.

I wish authors would stop trying to rewire my brain

AI slop is bad, but don't sleep on human slop!

While I am, of course, rooting for them, we should definitely double check their results