Looks like Ben Shapiro saw the #BarbieMovie and is not happy about it!

Sending thoughts and prayers !! 😇 👼 🙏 (that he dies)

Wait till the end (allegedly)

Lizzo’s fat shamming and disregard for peoples consent is so so so inspirational

Asked someone in Tulsa for a chill coffeehouse recommendation and they sent me to this atrocity

Someone I know just posted a sincere Instagram post about them enjoying a Hobo Johnson concert 😳

I’m like Popeye except my spinach is lemonade

back from tour , don’t have to do day job today , stoned watching kung fu movies 🧘‍♀️

Gettin’ dome

people will be like “no creeps allowed” then you get there and it’s just creeps

Meg 1 is better than Meg 2 😒

If you can’t say something nice say something surrealistic

¿Cómo se dice Angry Birds?

I am listening to Silverstein from 2009 rn we are not the same

Found a butt plug at the coffeehouse basking in the light

wanna go on tour again so I can play my switch all day

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This is Roger Waters's fault

Bye bye bye

The runza, a bread pocket popular in Nebraska and sold by the fast food chain of the same name