PoratoHead Mr. Tweety Its not up to Joey anymore, and let me just say next week is looking VERY good for American funnyman Paul Reiser

GREAT NEWS!! Next week the 🏆🏆Tweety Awards🏆🏆 will be hosted by jonk !!!

I've been getting really into TV lately.

I feel like it's important to remind everyone that Neil Sedaka is 86 years old and still rockin.

not sure why they keep the damn fibrillator right next to the defibrillator at my office. apologies to Reginald's family! he was a great guy

The enemy of my enemy is an EVEN WORSE guy!!

It's such an honor to guest host... 🏆🏆The Tweetie Awards!🏆🏆 Each Friday, our team of engineers and scientists endeavor to find the best tweet of the last 7 days. Here is the best tweet posted from May 30th-June 6th, 2025: x.com/JoeyOtweets/st…

I guess we'll say people can win a 🏆🏆Tweety🏆🏆 more than once now. You can all thank jonk ! for this dramatic policy change.

no one talks on the phone anymore because of the phones

I haven't seen any of the Jurassic Park sequels. What's the premise exactly? They just keep cloning more dinosaurs and it keeps being a bad idea? Why are they doing this? Didn't they watch the first movie?

Reissue CD bonus tracks: Track 12: band's biggest hit that you've heard way too many times already (mono mix) Track 13: same song (live version) Track 14: same song (radio single version)

The worst thing tensions can do is flare.

If the title Ghoulies Go To College interests you even remotely, you should immediately see Ghoulies Go To College which delivers on everything that title promises

I have a lot of empathy for door-to-door salesman. Imagine how challenging it must be trying to sell a door to a door.

My friend is named Big Beautiful Bill.