Remember that scene in pulp fiction when Bruce Willis makes a pop tart and kills john travolta at the same time? classic. #Oscars2015

Please give Michael Keaton an oscar. It's 6am in Germany and I want to go to bed.

"Bitch, I live in a garbage can!" -oscar This was fun. I'll tweet again in couple months.

The Restarts joe mcmahon @iknowdavehouse playing MPF, 5 weeks today! Tickets: manchesterpunkfestival.co.uk

I put some songs up on Bandcamp. Check them out. joemcmahon1.bandcamp.com

My second crappy st. Patricks day living in Germany. They couldn't give less of a fuck. Other than that everything is perfect.

I've had 13 doctor appointments this month. I feel like Humpty Dumpty/ the German doctors are putting me back together again. I'm grateful.

Upcoming! Recession Youth Yeah Detroit Paper Rifles @BennyMonteux @drdeeker James Johnson joe mcmahon @williamhhavers Broken Stories

So, this girl who used to date my best friend in 8th grade has been asking me to play candy crush for like 6 months straight. Score.

Heading to Dublin Ireland in the morning to begin my tour. Sweeney's tomorrow night! Belfast on Thursday

Sun 12 Apr: joe mcmahon (from Smoke Or Fire) + Billy Liar (@williamhhavers) and more windmillbrixton.co.uk/listings/event… #punk

Musician causes of death by genre:

Playing Belfast Ireland tonight at the bar with no name. If it's anything like Dublin I will soon be the man with no liver. Har har

100 walk ups available at £20, please be as early as possible!

Dear Manchester Punk Festival. Sorry in advance. fb.me/7yI2T3lIx

I feel and think much as you do,care about many of the things you care about,although most people don't care about them. You are not alone.

My buddy's daughter looks like Joey Ramone. I shouldn't point that out should I. Even though it's awesome.