Big shout out to Asda Huyton Who for NO FUCKING REASON have decided to move all the stuff in the fridges about. Took me half an hour to find the yoghurts. Knobheads Asda

🚨 Everton set to appoint TV Chef Gregg Wallace MBE as a new club head chef. Wallace is said to be good friends with David Moyes OBE. #EFC 🔵

Am away for the Roma friendly, the club are streaming it though surely?

Hahahaha fucking hell they are in the mud aren’t they 🦷 🤣

📍The Grapes in town Tempted by this karaoke 👀

Imagine the weather was like this all summer 😍 Little iced coffee in the garden one

Hope someone’s da livestreams Heaton Park tonight

When people are in your house after 10pm

All about this me 😍

Shit that palace have been put in europa conference, but on the positive side, they’ve got a better chance of winning that. Hopefully Notts Forest get bummed all over the Europa league

How are people getting to heaton park from Liverpool? Train to manny, then what?

👏❤️💙

Jack Grealish getting a trim from barbers number 1 on insta 👀

Deserved for likes this. 10/10 reference

Macron do boss kits

Had a water fight with my lad at 9 this morning. This weather is just fucking boss

What times it safe to take a dog out in this weather? Got me sisters dog and she keeps bringing me her lead 😭 ovbs a bit too much right now

Another Wimbledon not knowing how the fuck they score tennis. Most bizarre scoring system ever

Such a charmer