The “Leave Britney alone” dude was right all along. History will look kindly upon him.

Last year, I played Around The World on loop when I took a new kid at work up north with me. The poor kid didn’t say shit until after a full hour of that song playing. rip daft punk.

Watching 2 grown men both named Kirby fight over which order of clam chowder is theirs is the most Boston thing I’ve ever witnessed.

And the questions will be: “how much does a loaf of bread cost?”

My big ass is about to live out of a compact sedan for a month.

“wow this fridge has nice interior”

This is like 5 miles from my house. No more leaving honey buns in the whip.

Signed a lease for a 4 bedroom house in New York today. Someone come hang.

One year off the sauce. Feels damn good.

When u drink a carbonated drink to fast and have that icky nose burp

Damn lol

We built a pretty sweet castle this year.

When the music makes you have to end your phone call 📲 #pianolife