“MY ANXIETY ISN’T *THAT* BAD” STARTER PACK 1. leg bouncing 2. picking at ur at lips 3. walking very quickly 4. having two modes: GOTTA GO & WHY AM I SO TIRED 5. [new notification comes in] GOTTA READ THAT N O W 6. “am i being annoying” 7. “they hate me”

paramore released ‘caught in the middle’ 10 years ago

It’s almost time for the cars with the reindeer ears to wreak havoc on all of us in traffic.

How come when the cashier at Dream Mart told me it’s a $10 minimum to charge my card the first thing I thought of was buying a pack of American spirits lmao

Jose vs. The World On Friday, October 27, 2023 We came full circle

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RETWEET THIS

Hate Jeff Bezos all you want but Amazon had 2Chainz host Ed Sheeran performing live lmao

Please, Guam Power Authority. I want to do all my laundry and clean before Holiday..

Dillon Brooks looks like an angry version of the guy who fakes those spice challenge videos on tiktok

y’all will really just go barefoot anywhere…disgusting

today is gonna be awesome

i must be the only person who does not care about the holidays

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

me in the lego aisle at target

*serious situation* My brain:

chase your dream anyone who says otherwise can fuck off