A subscription to a backpack that doubles as a studio apartment $1K/month

I think we should build something really important on the moon that we constantly need access to so we have to spend the maximum amount of time getting there.

Updated Presidential Fitness Test: - Handshake - Answering the phone - Posting while working - Riding an escalator - Hitting a golf ball

I logged in here 15 years ago to follow my favorite sports team and now I don’t even remember what team that was.

Wow, Spider-Man's new costume looks like Spider-Man. That's wild.

Yes we charge $35 for a haircut but we also light a candle and play a Canadian prank show on TV so you're paying for the vibe.

Netflix to reboot the Frasier revival with Young Niles.

Every once in a while you'll see a feel-good news story about a politician who helps like 5% of their constituents get clean drinking water.

Howard Stern's show is ending but Robin Quivers will remain on the air laughing at whatever is going on.

Hope the Guardians or whatever they're called are enjoying their World Series.

Millions of people voted for a President who will govern from a rooftop.

Then: In 2025 we will have flying cars and cures for most diseases. Now: There are more bots than people on the internet and you can finance a milkshake.

Mets Roster Move: We have sent down random reliever and recalled an even more random reliever.

Guy you pay money to teach you how to ride a horse but he just does so via act-outs because he's unlicensed and not legally allowed to own one.

Seems insane that you can write a Google review of a church. "1 Star: Food sucks and I've yet to have a prayer answered!"

No One: Jim Acosta: Yes, that's very interesting and true.

Really tired of these purity tests where people go "Oh, you're from New York? Name a street!"

Trade war intensifies.

Once you see people jogging in groups it's time to find a new place to live.

Love when they close off one lane of the highway and there's absolutely nothing happening. It's like they're saying "We might do work here!"