I hope he gets all of his women’s’ coats back.

I will no longer be older than every MLB player once Rich Hill takes the mound tonight. He’s exactly one day older than me. Feeling young and spry today.

Someone fell off the raft when the Browns did the helmet reveal. I just can’t 😂😂

Woodshedding the first two Sabbath albums for a garage jam with the homies tomorrow. I learned to play bass from these records but I haven’t touched them in 25 years. Like riding a bike.

I’ll never understand how people do uppers recreationally. I had to take a dose of Prednisone this morning and I’m currently flying through space and cursing the entire medical profession.

The most pretentious piece of shit since Severance.

Fanatics is hitting all the high notes here.

Every year the Bungles have a contract dispute with some guy who no one outside of 275 has ever heard of and it’s the ONLY thing the local sports media covers all summer, so I’m glad this year’s installment is over.

If you ranked the 780 guys on MLB rosters in order of how much the Reds needed them, Ke’Bryan Hayes would probably come in around 780th.

Over/under on when Ke’Bryan Hayes hits a ball out of the infield for the first time in a Reds uniform: Sep 1.

Shortest gig I ever played is in the books. Three Motörhead songs, just enough to break a sweat. Killer night.

Snake.

Checking the Browns box score and noticed Randy Dalton came in and threw a pick for the Panthers. 😂 How is that MF still in the league??

Celebrating Mom’s 70th all weekend, Jimmy Buffett-style.

My mama is undergoing surgery to remove cancer from her lung today. I could use all the vibes right about now.

8-1 Reds lead and then I did bedtime and it’s 8-8. 😑😑😑

Who can make this outfit for me for when I do a Sabbath tribute show at the end of the month?

Just put the oldest on the bus for first day of kindergarten. 😭😭

This record is kind of all over the place, but that first track is the closest anyone has come to Skeletonwitch since their untimely demise.

I really don’t get White Lotus at all. Maybe it’s too highbrow for me.