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When your kids have allergies, you gotta make your own gluten free king cake for Mardi Gras. Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Lotta bokoblins popping up in Burbank right now.

It's 8:53pm on March 16, and the kids' Halloween candy I squirreled away is getting dangerously low.

I've been really enjoying doing more live comedy. If you want to check it out, I've got another show this weekend with a whole bunch of really funny guests. squadup.com/events/livestr…

Me, looking at your takes

It's been 9 years since Matt and I were on set together but babies, were back

The real message of unity from the new pope is how, for one day and one day alone, he brought everyone together to make Twitter really funny again.

I regret to inform you all that I am now a Dallas Stars fan.

Any engineers out there know the verticality tolerance of standard sheet cake? How vertical can you take it before it collapses? Can you get a full 90 degrees?

Thinking about maybe retiring to Alpine CA, maybe setting up a few telescopes, maybe guiding some Gelflings in their quest to heal a dark crystal