Joel Malley (@joelmalley) 's Twitter Profile
Joel Malley

@joelmalley

I am a father, teacher and runner who reads widely, writes frequently and takes a ton of pictures.

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calendar_today28-11-2007 02:33:26

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this isn't really what twitter is for, but ten years ago today my son died and I basically never talk about it with anyone other than my wife. it's taken me ten years to realize that I want to talk about it all the time. this is about grief

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Plague Day Two: “Dad, Quinn broke my hockey stick.” “Throw it out then.” “Can I take one more slap shot with it?” “Sure.” instagram.com/p/B92nsr1BabcY…

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Unless this is a videoconference call, some people definitely are not adhering to social distancing guidelines. instagram.com/p/B95NrSrBgaJR…

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I don't know about you, but I'm a much bigger fan of Covid's older stuff. Back catalog is great. This album is much harder to get through.

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Looking to buy a Joe Biden hat that doesn't look like it was designed for my grandfather. No velcro adjustable strap. Needs to sit deep on my head. Something Flex Fit or Pro Style, even a trucker hat. Amazon stuff looks like junk.

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Google is down, eh? I was wondering why I couldn’t get into Google Reader. Guess I can’t use this time to catch up on all those unread Google+ posts either.

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Been eating the same Subway tuna sub with sweet onion sauce and banana peppers for twenty years. Today I found out they changed the sweet onion sauce recipe. I will never love again.

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I am really enjoying my Delta Sonic experience this morning. Gassed up. Car wash. Croissant while they do the interior. Kids won’t be going to college, but just fabulous.

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Giveaway 🚨 Enter to win this Labatt Satin Bomber Jacket. Size Large! The back has a trademarked NFL team's name on it so we won't be posting it 🫣 ... it's local if you need a hint. Rules: Retweet this and make sure you're following us! Ends 09/20 at 2pm. Must be 21+ & local.

Giveaway 🚨

Enter to win this Labatt Satin Bomber Jacket. Size Large! The back has a trademarked NFL team's name on it so we won't be posting it 🫣 ... it's local if you need a hint.

Rules: Retweet this and make sure you're following us! Ends 09/20 at 2pm. Must be 21+ & local.
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☘️ Giveaway ☘️ Follow us and retweet to be entered to win a kegerator courtesy of Guinness & Consumer's! The kegerator is equip to dispense Guinness. Must pick-up at a Consumer's location. Giveaway ends Tuesday, March 18th, 2025. Please don't send any personal information like

☘️ Giveaway ☘️

Follow us and retweet to be entered to win a kegerator courtesy of Guinness & Consumer's! The kegerator is equip to dispense Guinness. Must pick-up at a Consumer's location. Giveaway ends Tuesday, March 18th, 2025.

Please don't send any personal information like