Sadiq doing his little Jolene photo opp and now the Percival suit... next it'll be Service Works and a Hinge prompt that says he can split the G

new episode of Joel Golby's Book Club drops today, here on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts open.spotify.com/episode/3uZ8A0…

just sharing a premonition: kudus to united, £106m; bowen to liverpool, £65m. kudus falls victim to the united curse so drastically that the club actually get people in to assess the situation. shaman, priests, exorcists, witches, anything. they get the army in to help

'thousands of men's men's mental health cured OVERNIGHT thank to this one weird trick' and it's just a picture of arsenal winning the league

well…. yes!

i wrote about the most important issue in london right now: where to get a good, quick, cheap, hot lunch in the centre of the city that isn’t a chain.

vittlesmagazine.com/p/99-places-to…

love Google. trillion dollar company that keeps killing the only workable products it makes. yeah cheers for turning off Google Podcasts that's really useful to me. by the way can I save things on Google Maps in different colours so I can tell my maps apart? 'no'

Ole JOEL GOLBY STAN ACCOUNT in the Spectator for the first time, on the most important subject of all: pints spectator.co.uk/article/in-pra…

i went to see Arsenal v PSV in September and wrote these thoughts down about Kai Havertz on the train back. i am history's greatest genius

twitter.com/The_Fence_Mag/… My latest piece for The Fence Magazine is now live.

A dispatch from the public memorial of the 'celebrity gangster' extraordinaire, Dave Courtney. It's a look at Britain's long-standing villain fetish, and the life of a highly controversial entertainer.

they got my man Paul Auster. one of the real ones. 4321 is one of those books that changed the way my brain works. a genius!

Loved this book by JOEL GOLBY STAN ACCOUNT. It’s incredibly genuinely laugh out loud on the overground funny, and then goes to sadder/other places. Worryingly close to my own internal narrative also. It’s a bit like if Simon Rich lived in London Fields, if that helps

Taking a break from my holiday which is a humble brag gesture I’m sure he would absolutely despise to let you know that the new JOEL GOLBY STAN ACCOUNT book is absolutely hilarious. My partner keeps getting annoyed at my spontaneously bursting out laughing. Five stars

one of the most naturally funny people on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOEL GOLBY STAN ACCOUNT On the timing of Harry Kane, I think a fatherly arm around his shoulder at a PFA dinner to plant the seed during Peak Poch (16/17 season, the year after they lost it to Leicester) would have resulted in a £75M move to Old Trafford within 12 months

my 'what if they cloned Alex Ferguson in 1983?' question is going down very well on Instagram. perhaps you deviants would like to ruin your day thinking about it, too