The worst part about living in South Carolina is having a car with black interior and getting 3rd degree burns just touching the steering wheel

Live in Erie during the worst winter in 20 years, move to South Carolina to get away from the cold...get hit with a hurricane

Surgeon- patient needs PT for minimum 3 months post traumatic back injury and sequential paralysis post surgery Me- documents to the extreme that patient needs minimum 3 months rehab for recovery Aetna: So 3 visits is good right?? Glad we all agree

SEVENTEEN! 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙 But he "shouldn't be in the derby" they said ... 😏😏😏😏

I want to shag flyballs in this HR Derby...I'll run over the little kids to get the baseballs I don't care

Co-worker putting oxygen back on a lady today at work- "nothing like high quality H2O to help you"...thank goodness she had dementia 🤦🏼‍♂️

Something kind of neat I've found, if you avoid a problem long enough it either goes away or ruins your life, either way 50/50 odds are fine

My mom just asked if planking was still a thing 🤦🏼‍♂️

I love it when people post 47 snaps of concerts they are at, I always watch them with such gratitude that I get to see grainy, shaking noise

My 3 year old niece causally pulls a $20 out of her wallet and tells me she has "tons more of these laying around the house" I'm jealous

20 years I've been in school and tomorrow is my last first day....ever

Just checked again...essential oils are still garbage and a waste of money

I only have friends because I don't like the bottom bit of the chocolate/cone of drumsticks and always give it to them as my gift to them

The beginning of Taylor Swifts new song is decent then she opened her mouth and it went downhill real fast

Only 3 more tests left in grad school 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Love it when ESPN tells me I'm losing in fantasy football...yes I know I'm losing to a girl that's never played fantasy before...I know

You mad Cleveland?? Windians?? 😂😂🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

We like cupcakes. And champagne. x.com/mrlapara/statu…

Taking all the L's tonight

Since I work at my clinical for free I take 2 cookies instead of 1 when patients bring them in...don't @ me