My least favorite thing about Nashville is everyone pretending they are cowboys? You work a desk job from home please chill out

Jets fans seeing the team on the "In the Hunt" graphic in November

If twitter really dies, I just want you all to know I hate every last one of you

Are we all complicit in the content Snapchat puts on their discover page? It feels like a fever dream

If getting Hostess Cupcakes delivered via Uber Eats at 4am is rock bottom, I’m on the come up baby!

Ah yes March Madness, where I convince myself I have a perfect bracket after watching *checks notes* 0 minutes of college basketball

More wedding invites need to be printed in the Shrek font!

Everyone talks about breakfast for dinner but no one talks about dinner for breakfast

I still can’t believe this is real. This could be A.I. for all I know

The serotonin boost I get from the Wes Anderson style TikToks is second to none

Week 1 tickets vs. Buffalo are going fast, so I’ve got two to give away to a lucky fan. Follow and retweet for your chance to win. Rules: nyj.social/3I1BWsf #BUFvsNYJ #Sweepstakes

The sauna towel at the gym not being able the wrap around my waist is a rough wake up call

Who wants an SAUCE GARDNER signed Legacy jersey? Follow and retweet for a chance to win. Rules: nyj.social/43Dp8R0

Oh cool, more rain!

I wish Americans had the same energy defending our Pandas as they do about their guns, come and take ‘em!

Motion to get NYJ Matt an 81 Jets jersey with “Taylor ham” on the back Woody Johnson

Jets won’t be good until woody sells the team. Have said it 10000x

The “pro-life” party

long island guys and their god fearing girlfriends who drive ford ram trucks with blue lives matter and trump flags waving on the back are gonna watch the front bottoms sing about beating the shit out of their dad oh i would love to be there

In Mobile for a wedding, keeping an eye peeled for Connor Rogers & Will Parkinson