It’s weird how stinking at something is sometimes the only way to end up not stinking at it. Also interesting that this principle does not apply at all to actually smelling bad. -Wow you stink. -I’m stinking now so I can smell great later? -Nope.

05-10-20 Let’s celebrate our moms a plenty!

"Why is the short form of the name Matthew, Matt?" Tag a Matthew! Matt Whitman⚡ Matthew Teague @wizmatts See the rest of the new episode here: youtu.be/5uc3qe_JdM0

Have you ever been attacked by your underpants? Full episode: youtu.be/5uc3qe_JdM0

Interesting data. In general it may just be time to revisit the Shark vs Lion debate in a new episode. 🤔

I miss coaching high school football.

As long as your boss doesn’t follow you on Twitter I think you’re safe! #WFH

Somebody is ready to do some WORK!

Tonight’s lullaby of choice is coming from a MASSIVE ZOOM CHOIR SESSION out of South Africa. Beautiful new video out from the Stellenbosch University Choir in South Africa. Stellenbosch University Choir youtu.be/eAUVbUl24eM

If at 3pm you realize your underpants are on backwards, does that mean you have been focused or distracted all day.

You need this right now. youtube.com/watch?v=SWz9nv…

Just realized we no longer indent paragraphs. I am kind of sad but also can't remember why we did that in the first place.

Joe and Buzz will be watching for their names on the LED board. Their goal is to live so long that they may one day join the Dinosaur Astronaut Program.

This would have been great information to have had decades ago - dang it!

Just discovered that Nature made a three part series that I will probably watch 20-30 times over the next couple years. Which means they made a 90 part series for the price of a 3 part series. Don't have an MBA but that sounds like "economies of scale" or something - right?

If you like B-movies. This is your March Bracket. Cinema Craptaculus cinema-craptaculus.squarespace.com/march-badness-…

Just discovered this little goggle up icon on my Milwaukee Tool knife.

Ukraine will win.

Tonight, the Empire State Building will shine its tower lights in the colors of the Ukrainian flag.

🤦When your scrolling past crap and accidentally hit the ❤️ button.