Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)

This just goes to show that women truly don’t like “nice guys”

Burnished or ruddy? choooose😭

I always said the sopranos has some seriously quotable bites

moschinodorito we gon be alright

Word for word.. bar for bar..

Every vote is always wrong about this. It's perfectly fine for the price and actually it tastes good as well so maybe get a clue

Look at my fell for it again award dawg!

I'd bloomin hope so!

(unprompted) you have to appreciate the craft of it

I think that guy should get decimated via an insane method

Thinking about how my sister’s repeated insult to me when we were younger was “Buck teeth straight C’s No friends.” She was armed and ready to fire that verse out at any little wrongdoing of mine. Never felt pain since…

Wasn't about him but I'll take it

Today's events probably hit different if you are also a widely hated media personality

Adding "Lars-Cameron Sakamoto" to my extensive list of aliases

Lol that's really funny. Release the fogelnest files. Now T_T

Alfred E. Neuron worries not, for he has projected his anguish and pressed it upon my psyche

Hi Jenna I'm w/ CBS news. May we have permission to cum tribute ur foot pic & show it on our platforms & media, worldwide, with credit to u?

Every time I go on youtube I'm ordered to watch CHRIS FLIP again. I haven't disobeyed yet.

Fat Yoshi sent a fuck request to everyone except me. Cool.