Who’s Al?

To the windowwwww TO THE WALL!

Flashback to 2007 when my public high school put on a performance of Children of Eden and my gay ass was cast as… wait for it… God. Happy Easter.

I see IG forgot to change the batteries again 🤦🏻‍♂️

When I was teaching I was called “Mom” “Dad” even the occasional “Granny.” But the icing on the cake was the time I was called “Hey Siri”

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I swear we’re living in real life Minecraft

Okay I’m obsessed with DC so… there’s that!

It's night 6 of The Netflix Is A Joke Fest at The Improv! Joe Dombrowski at 7:30 in The Main Room is SOLD OUT! Limited tickets left for Joe at 9:45, Emma Willmann at 7:30, & @Chloe_Hilliard at 9:45 in The Lab! improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy

Carol Baskin. Killed her. Husband. Wacked him.

“And nobody, in all of Oz. No wizard that there is or was…”

Hacks? Arguably the best show currently airing.

“Turn Down For What” is banned from my wedding. What is it about that song that makes the whites go feral?

Do schools still do zoo assemblies? You know zoo assemblies where everyone is under the impression an acredited zoo keeper is coming in to show off all the animals but in reality it’s just some guy named Rick with a rat tail and a cooler full of iguanas.

Calling it now: Tom Sandoval is either out first or wins the next season of #TheTraitorsUS. Regardless, I’ll be watching this season until my retinas decay. Thoughts?

“We don’t teach our kids anything”

Is JD Vance related to Debrah?

EMOJIS CAN MOVE NOW?!?!

Hey Joe Dombrowski fans!!!! Go follow ON AIR WITH AUDREY ON INSTAGRAM!!!!! Joe is coming on my podcast and we’re recording tomorrow night! Drop ur listener questions here!!!! #joedombrowski #mrdtimes3