You have no doubt? That’s good enough for me, given your track record of being wrong in every single aspect of your political career. Now let’s talk about being “utterly useless…”

England didn’t exist until 927 AD. You are talking rubbish

Why isn’t Robert in the blocks? And why is he wearing cargo shorts? Unfair and gives Bolt the advantage imo

Yesss Milo

This is the weirdest, most out of context comment I’ve seen on Twitter I’ve ever seen. And that’s saying something

Absolutely dying at this clip of Gary Neville seeming to discover what a holiday is

A football. I’d spend all day every day just booting it up that hill and I swear I’d never get bored

Nobody said there was no chance of play, just that it was possible. But poor old Matt thinks that a 24 hr forecast here in England is the same as global climate. He’s the type of person to say “do your own research” but doesn’t understand the difference between weather & climate

Milo scored his first perfect hat trick today. Header, left foot tap and then this rocket 🚀

Feeling quite smug about not changing the clock in my car 6 months ago

Personally I’m really looking forward to the 2042 WC on the Moon. There’s a few hurdles to overcome but throw enough money at it and it’ll sort itself out

3 problems with this: 1. How can they create a cabinet position out of nowhere to address something that’s completely subjective? 2. What do they think “woke” means and why are they afraid of it? 3. Esther fucking McVey 🤯

Stopped reading as soon as I realised they don’t even know what “monopolise” means (yes it’s spelled with an s not a z)

Steve Clarke wanting answers from the Argentinian ref last night

Walker is getting cooked

During these riots the police should be allowed to use the Macedonian Phalanx. See how brave these racists are then

Why are so many of our ex-footballers fucking lunatics 🤷🏻‍♂️