the “no one deserves that” crowd is real quiet about this one

ellie 4ever

“oh wait let me take some preemptive advil first.” “for what?” “oh so many things.”

Americans are busy hating each other when we could just tax the rich and solve 90% of our problems..

me: *has 8 shoulder surgeries* keenan allen enters the chat

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no wars ended cost of living still high economy imploding unlimited money to israel trumps in epstein files workers getting kidnapped everywhere at least he banned trans athletes! at least he’s canceling kimmel! you’re an easily tricked adult and a fucking loser

it’s been a while. time for some pharmaceutical elegance am i right, cis lesbian grandma ?

how come you never buy me flowers?

which one am i?

fun fact: i was at this show.

a little happiness for your sunday

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets a PHD 🗣️

Amazing out of context frame

i just ran into the jonas brothers on my way to work. that hasn’t happened since i lived in new jersey.

omg libs of tiktok just found out about gwar 🤣

in case ya’ll didn’t know, GWAR’s been disemboweling and beheading everyone for decades. source:

ok. ER shift tonight, wedding this weekend, MRI monday. then i finally get to chill for a minute. we got this.