Rangers up 2. Altuve and Co better shape up and win 2 in Arlington if they want any chance of winning this series

First pitch HR by the leadoff hitter gotta be annoying to a pitcher. Schwarber doing damage already

Phillies plug in already! 🔌

Crack awf season!

Alma is a fucking idiot too

I feel ah cud run in town again, jump and shake deh ground again, wave wid all meh fren and dem, no place like hoooommmmeee…Easyyy Teja Man! 🔥

Phillies strike first!

Schwarbomb!!!

Another Schwarbomb!!!

Phillies lock in like that bridge in Paris!

Phillies trying mercy rule them

Dem man moving like their mascot is the VI sun

“Sorry I was talking while on mute”…a person that was not paying attention. Sometimes that person is me cuz WTF we meeting bout this for…chuppes

Altuve and Co. strike first. I figure they would get to Scherzer since he ain’t pitch in damn near two months

Altuveeeeeee!!!

Scherzer ERA in he last few postseason starts been shit and he been out for a few months, ain’t no way he had belong starting this game

Altuve!!!

I thought this was John B at first. Woops!

Altuveeeeeeee!!!

Garcia is real tool!!!