people always wonder how the egyptians built the pyramids. i've been studying ancient scrolls and have recently found out the answer. it was JIRA. they just project-managed the shit out of them damn rocks

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You can see the all the hope and joy of the world light up in his smile

Not bad tbh

Me: “…I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives” Flight attendant: “sir we simply need you to confirm that you are able to help in

Do you think the 911 guys were planning to hijack the planes or did they just talk to JetBlue customer service and get pushed past their breaking point?

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Bringing back extinct animals? You’re living in the past. Live up to your name and bring us Clifford already!

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1. Find oil in the ground 2. Use it 3. Put it back where u found it all neat and nice like your mama taught you Now you’re the bad guy!? Ridiculous

Crypto is full of yield opportunities but almost no one asks the most important question: Will you actually get to keep it? Let’s talk about Risk-Adjusted Yield and why it might be the only number that really matters:

Tour Golf I’d rather watch Tiger win the John Deere classic again than Rory win the Masters

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Funny thing here is that this list includes “I am Sam” where the main character is not autistic but severely mentally disabled and also “The Accountant” where once again - not autistic - just good at math

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