Jennifer Melton (@jmelt11) 's Twitter Profile
Jennifer Melton

@jmelt11

If my dog wasn't camera shy, this would just be pictures of her.

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calendar_today05-11-2009 23:39:47

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Very Lonely Luke (@verylonelyluke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As Darth Vader lay dying, he whispered his final words in my ear: "Delete my Internet browser history" That guy was into some weird stuff.

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This is my 500th tweet. I don’t want to waste it I should say something important I know I can do it. Only a few characters left. Damn.

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When Kylo Ren was little, he asked me how I lost my hand. I said, "Running with Scissors." He was afraid of arts and crafts after that.