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J Maxwell Bash

@jmaxwellbash

Pro wrestling nerd, actor. Orioles, Niners, Kings. Just trying to be the best Dorothy Zbornak I can be(e). 🐝🐝?!

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calendar_today10-05-2011 02:09:41

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The Baltimore Orioles have gone from the #homerunchain last season to the #homerunbeerbong this year πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Let's go #Birdland !

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The loss of community! Meanwhile, this OP spends 90% of his posts blasting different, marginalized groups of people. The audacity of mediocre men, on full display, ya'll. Don't be this guy. Be kind.

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Absolute no-doubter. Just felt like a sure thing from the moment he stepped to the plate. What a wild game. Is this dude good, or what #birdland

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It's funny seeing people claim ref bias benefiting the Sacramento Kings during this series while forgetting a dude did literal jail time from Kings games he ref'd. #SacramentoProud

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Also hearing the Warriors crowd boo Domantas Sabonis every time he touches the ball, only to have him make basketball plays is a delight. #SacramentoProud

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Surprise! Called this is inning 1. Boone might be the most deplorable, hateable man in the entirety of baseball. Let's go, #Birdland !

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#AaronBoone is absolutely unhinged, and it's not even remotely in a fun way. I disagree with probably 80% of umpire ejections. I would eject Boone 10 outta 10 times and never think twice about it. Every shot of him in the dugout shows the same exact irate-ass facial expression.

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Loved Connor Newcomb 's words on Locked On Orioles this week about Baltimore #Pride. HELL yes. This is how you be a true ally to the #LGBTQ community and the world around you. It's chaos ya'll, be kind.

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Following up last week's #pride thoughts, also appreciate Connor Newcomb regularly telling the proverbially outraged O's internet fandom to calm down and look at things realistically. Ya'll are wild with your constant shouting while in the middle of this epic resurgence.

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Immaculate Grid 97 7/9: 🟩⬜️🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ⬜️🟩🟩 Very much enjoying immaculategrid.com the last couple days. Pretty proud of the 0.7% Texas/SD and 0.4 KC/WAS crossovers. Jumped the gun on a couple guesses that could've gotten me closer to a complete grid.

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Hey david cross✍, I made a huge tiny mistake and don't know days anymore, while currently stuck bartending up the street from Up-Down at a place called Ernie's, please come say hello, there's not even #dozens here!

Hey <a href="/davidcrosss/">david cross✍</a>, I made a huge tiny mistake and don't know days anymore, while currently stuck bartending up the street from Up-Down at a place called Ernie's, please come say hello, there's not even #dozens here!
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Feel like I could've spent more time and improved my rarity score, but this one was easy for me after some friends said it was the hardest 🀌🀌 Immaculate Grid 103 9/9: Rarity: 123 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: immaculategrid.com Immaculate Grid x Baseball Reference

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Can anyone tell me who's announcing alongside Melanie for tonight's #HOUvsBAL game? I can NOT seem to figure out what former Oriole is chatting here.

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Getting to know Dan Soder on WTF with Marc Maron today. SHOUT OUT TO SOUNDGARDEN'S 4TH OF JULY. Other than Slaves & Bulldozers, it's their best song. Love the WTF episodes where they geek out on tunes. Makes this weirdo music nerd happy every time. Great convo, ya'll!

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People will work a whole 8 hour shift for a job they barely even want to go to everyday, on top of dealing with regular life happenings, then proceed to spend their free time on the internet deliberately being hateful and disparaging to others. It's baffling to me.

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MVP Baseball '05 will always be the #GOAT if for no other reason than MLB The Show making the 3rd baseman field multiple drag bunt attempts a game. It's madness and it's just not a real a thing, ya'll. #stopit.

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For almost all of 2024, I've been deep diving on old #SNL, and Kevin Brown just referenced Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey and I've never loved my O's announcers more. #livefromnewyork #suckityankees #LetsGoOs #birdland

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Soto fumbling the play and Gunnar scoring an insurance run is about as sweet as it gets after the Yankees seek out completely made up revenge. #suckityankees #letsgoos #BALvsNYY