I've said it before, but here's a tip for anyone going on #TheChase If the question involves the words ' Which Canadian rapper... ', the answer will only ever be ' Drake '.

YouTube would actually be unwatchable without Brave Browser. The amount of adverts on it is Donald Ducking ridiculous! #BBCBreakfast

Does anyone else find themselves getting a little upset when they start thinking about where the time has gone and how quick it has actually gone? When I was younger, dad always said as you get older it goes quicker and he wasn't wrong! #BBCBreakfast

Been watching #LoveRats on #Netflix Here's how the police should respond to the people who get conned: ' Right, Mr/Miss whoever; after two seconds of investigation, we have concluded that you are a gullible dickhead. Goodbye ' #TheChase

Don't know if it is happening anywhere else in the country, but here in Liverpool that horrible Americanism of shop staff saying ' Have a nice day ' has now spread to people just saying it to each other in every day life! #BBCBreakfast #GMB

How the fuck does someone who is around 138 years old not know what DVLA stands?! #TheChase

Again: tip for anyone going on #TheChase If the question involves the words ' Which Canadian rapper... ', the answer can only ever be ' Drake '

' Truss at 10: How not be a Prime Minister ' and his answer was Margaret Thatcher! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus H fucking Christ! How stupid can you be? The fucking answer is in the question! And now he takes the low offer! I hope he goes out! #TheChase

Thank fuck he went out! #TheChase

Question about a roleplaying game on #TheChase then and I immediately thought ' Doctors and Nurses ' 😐😐😐 Internet porn has corrupted my brain!

Christ almighty; Davina is painfully thin! Why on earth do women want to look like that! #TheOneShow

32 hours until a pint! I've not been this excited since I discovered internet porn when we got connected back in the late 90s! I'm looking forward to it that much that I think I may actually cum in my pants when I take that first sip! #GMB #BBCBreakfast

Listening to the timeless tunes of the fantastically fantastic ' Simon & Garfunkel ' earlier and it got me thinking: if Art Garfunkel had never been born, they would simply be called ' Simon ' #TheChase

How the fuck do you not know the answer is ' Take On Me ' if the question involves the words ' Which Aha hit... '! They only had one fucking hit! #TheChase