Eventful night (no injuries)

Insurance covers rental, but they haven’t updated the daily limit in a decade or whatever, so I only qualify for a bright red go cart.

The cast of Love Island doesn’t even know Donna Kelce is renovating her home.

I failed to schedule a haircut for several months, and I’ve gotten multiple compliments about my longer hair. Maybe I keep it…

Update - my stylist shaped it to be able to grow for a while

Hot

Maybe now we wait to announce signings until the ink is dry. I don’t want anymore of this until 4:00

Paying for Claude so it can complain about every trade on here while I work

Both insurances decided the car accident Friday was the other driver’s fault 100% 💁🏻‍♂️

I’ll promise to let you off the elevator before I get on, but you have to promise not to hide in the corner until the door is fully open if you want to get off

Alec Pierce giveaway‼️ retweet to win this AP signed print. 🤝

Spaghetti squash. It would please the part of my brain that desires symmetry on the plate.

The Padres aren't going to be in San Diego when I'm there. They didn't even TRY to coordinate with me.

We’ve all done weird things on a rebound

How bad are the Potholes in Indiana? One ate a bus.

This is my new friend. Say hi.

Spending an hour at work having my Claude tell someone why their Claude is wrong. AI isn’t going to make us any more efficient.

Our company is paying 10 PhDs and 4 highly paid non-PhDs to read the 15 page report Claude made in 2 minutes and rebut it point by point.

And my ex still found time to cheat; kind of impressive, actually