I finally slept more than 4 hours and I feel like I'm in some odd, melty dreamscape.

Mmm. Smells like rain and finally getting to log off early from work ⛈🖤

Say nice things to people while they're still around. They can't hear you at their funeral.

I are funny.

Look, I get it. 'Money doesn't buy happiness'. But in our sad and tired capitalist-ridden society, the ugly truth is that it opens up a lot more doors and opportunities for security. It's miserable how these pieces of paper determine your 'right' to quality of life.

IT'S DECEMBER?!

Social media is just far too loud with all the advertising. It's near impossible to find genuine content because you're being inundated non-stop with the message of 'your life is not enough and you NEED THIS' being shoved down your throat.

I'm still not over, and I don't think I will ever be over, Ghostbusters Afterlife 😢

Spiderman premiere night was wonderful 😭🖤 Please guys, do the simple, decent thing and don't spoil!

Happy 2022. Let's be kinder and better.

Thank you for all the birthday love 🖤 I'm not doing so bad for 110 years of age 👻😆

The view from my bed tonight really isn’t bad.

It is a 'cuddle a furry friend, turn on the shower speakers to play your favourite music while showering in comforting dim light, and put on your favourite soft robe to relax after' kind of night.

Be kind. Please.

This is my new favourite photo of me.

I added a second pair of smaller fangs and here they are 🖤

200 years later, and I still haven't managed to successfully 'use Twitter again'. At least, consistency...? #nocharacterdevelopment

One minute you're young and cool, and the next minute it's all 'OOOOH more modding tools for my keyboard toolkit have arrived!'

Don't fall asleep while your candles are alight.