Not only am I a POS because I work from home according to this guy, but now I’m “awful” morally because I don’t want to have kids. What a treasure he is

Guy who has been bailed out numerous times a season for years mad something doesn’t go his way for once…it was a penalty and it was clear as day

Made the playoffs in my fantasy league this year, had an 8% chance at the beginning of this week Taking Chase over Tyreek cost me 4 wins this year, I was 7-7 instead of 11-3. Four losses by 3 pts or less, all weeks where Chase did nothing for me. Traded him week 7

So when are we gonna start holding these fuckers accountable

I’d be getting fitted for an orange jumpsuit

*ahem* bringing this back to the top of your tl

From 0-3 to 7-7 to the ship 🏆

Sunday was one of the best days ever despite the L. It’s flock forever 💜🖤 all I know is LJ8 is going to get his

Yes argue with a wall

Almost pulled off some latte art today

Jason Day’s Friday scripting is about to break the internet lmao

I would say my biggest pet peeve in the world today is a lack of work ethic. People have no idea how to work hard, efficiently, or effectively. My job is 10x more difficult than it needs to be because of the people I work with. It’s not hard to show up on time and work HARD

Still on top 🥇🤠🪄

Kirstie just shaded the FIFA 14 and 15 soundtracks and idk if I can deal w it

IM ENGAGED 💍

This is the saddest career path of all time for someone who had massive expectations

As soon as Mbappe and Neymar and whoever else leave PSG they win UCL 😭😭😭

Hi guys, long time no talk. I bought a Tesla today. Hope you’re all doing well ❤️ love yas