there are some people you meet in life that are really hard to stop having sex with

The last time they made the playoffs I was 9. Since then, I’ve graduated from elementary, middle school, high school, got a bachelor’s, got my first job, quit it, started another job, and have had 4 girlfriends

Leonardo DiCaprio, Austin Butler, Adam Driver, Bradley Cooper are all circling roles in Michael Mann’s ‘HEAT 2’ Amazon has acquired the rights to develop the film. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)

Imagine you’re a New York Ranger. It’s opening night. In New York City. You’re in sick jerseys, looking good. Sellout at MSG. And then you go out there and play like bill cosby spiked the water bottles with Quaaludes. This is insane.

Crime that he was passed up for Tom holland in the odyssey

The Seahawks throwbacks are probably the best unis in football

I’m sorry, I just don’t see it, gave it three tries

Gonna hit 21 in a week since breaking up with my girlfriend

In real life, this exact scenario played out with Credit Suisse, and the business essentially said…and lost 6 billion

Here’s how tonight will go: 1st period goals by tysplakov and Lee, 2-0 lead Two quick “sorokin should’ve had that ones” in the second period Early third period goal from Horvat Game tying goal with under 2 minutes left OTL

You’ll be at your lowest moment and the bus will just randomly not stop at the same stop it’s stopped at 100 nights in a row for some random fucking reason

Came down to special teams, as it always does. Thought the zone entries on their Powerplays were miles better than they’ve been, but Horvat and Palmieri couldn’t convert tons of good chances. Their forward group also looked so much better than their d-core tonight. #Isles

Saw this ass in person in view 34 and let me tell you, that thang was thanging

If you want it you can get it for the rest of ya life

I love girls that absolutely cook their hair with white blonde highlights

I got free islanders tickets and Drouin is suspended I deserve a full refund Not Gary Bettman

End of the first period and I’m already on 40 Dollar double gin and tonics

Am I an agent of chaos for wanting to see just how ugly this thing can really get? Just for the love of the fucking game?

Yea bc he’s going to Valhalla

Whoever invented hu chocolate bars should get the Nobel peace prize