Raptors Draft Party! #Raptors #AndreaBargnani instagr.am/p/LRRD46gfTA/

This cute guy gave me the Heimlich but his dick was soft. As if choking in an Arby's wasn't bad enough, now my ego hurts. : (

@FelisiaCanedo holy shit happy belated!

It's a school/work night, people! #RealSportsBarAndGrill #toronto instagr.am/p/LRkUIEAfeQ/

Ah feck...waitin for friends at a bar i think i'm too young for ;P ....bored.

Ahhh yesssss...party boy fr work has arrived.... Shit just got a whoooole lot better. Ahahahahaha!!

Saturday with coworkers :) instagr.am/p/LZaus_AfdA/

My phone is sticky. Does that mean I'm having a good noght? :)

Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/LeMdb3gfS_/

Maybe it’s just the crystal meth talking but the crystal meth is talking.

At my lil cuz's gr.8 graduation ceremony..waiting for one of these girlies in the skyhigh heels to topple over...keep u posted ;) #bored

...ohp! They're ready to go...their feet are startin to hurt... Lol #amateurs ;)

My lil cuz won 'Best Walk in Heels'...its gotta be the shoes ;) Betsey Johnson

Try a little tenderness :)

Gg gn lokpp. #esscc youtube.com/watch?v=lZzmCc…

Always wear a condom when you're driving to a construction site:

😳😱🙀 George Stroumboulopoulos 🐺 please tell me you're gonna have her on your show!! #PattiSmith #AGO #Toronto #Punk… instagr.am/p/VaebsvAfYj/

Fucking insomnia...

my gynecologist is down there trying to examine my cervix but I just keep throwing dollar bills at him

NoteToSelf: Do not watch random vids sent by a buddy while at the kids swimming lesson. Safely assume all vids contain hardcore pornography