I hope twitter doesn’t do anything to embarrass me.

If you have 1 billion dollars, you can spend $39,000 a day for 70 years... I don't know if that's enough for me.

With all this money I'm rolling in as a 65 hour/week public servant.... Is a heated toilet seat too much to ask for?

Some things should be no-brainers, like taking care of the people who take care of us. Do the right thing, congress. #WorstResponders

I'm getting really worried.. I haven't heard what to be afraid of this year yet! How will I know what to be afraid of if no one tells me!?

Heading to watch Star Wars (finally) and wondering.. Will Obama try and take away my right to own a light saber?.. Most likely.

"America is already great"

I'm the biggley in favor of intelligence. #presidential

Don't you hate when you're having a drink or 3 at the restaurant waiting for your food, and they leave the empties in front of you. #guilty

ALHS science votes for collaboration! #ourDPSday

Nice mental break breathing, even through the school bell!!#ourDPSday

Abraham Lincoln Science appreciates DPS well-being. We need a budget app and a meditation app. #ourDPSday

The best part of ALHS Science department is the #collaboration to make sure #everychildsucceeds. #OurDPSDay