“Are you free after work?” me after work:

tupperware more like tupperWHERE is this fucking lid

do you ever look back at your life right before a hyperfixation occured??? like girl you don’t know what’s about to hit you😭😭

overheard a new insult: you have a short context window 💀

it takes me 5-7 business years to get over stuff so please do not piss me off

They didn’t have to violate Bronny like this man 😭

ingat is probably my favorite filipino word ever

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This is huge news for owl city

Tomboy became the word we use for Lesbian, because the Filipino word "Tibô" refers to both gender non-conforming female-assigned person, AND sapphics. We don't really have a word that is /just/ about the sexual orientation, devoid of connotations of gender identity/expression.

If your name is Jesus and you have a big dinner planned with your friends for next Thursday in a garden of some kind, DON'T GO. Those aren’t your friends, boo. One of them will betray you. DM me for details.

BONVOYAGE???? OMG 😭😭😭😭

“Men need to be masculine” actually this is the hottest thing a man has ever done

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"Who is your favorite vampire?" “The one from Sesame Street.” “He doesn't count!" “I assure you, he does.”

oh to be a duck gliding through cherry blossom water and not having a care in the world.