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guy who has a job he hates, no significant other, plentiful debt, never heard of a retirement fund, lives in a carcucked city, only hangs out with his digital waifu on the weekends, hasn’t spoken to family in years, has never left the country, and is scared to step foot in a gym

what does he know

trying to have a drink or two at the oak street beach restaurant but they can’t take orders because starlink is down in 2025, men cannot enjoy a tasty alcoholic beverage if there are problems with the outer space computers

sales lead showing the engineering lead all the features he just promised to the customer

what are some good capitals for someone just getting into capitalism?

>ww3 starts >market tanks >trump announces peace deal >market pumps to all time highs >trump raises eyebrow >ww4 starts

guy who just wings it always beats out guy who meticulously plans it

going for a walk

Nothing is guaranteed in life except for death, taxes, SQL, and despicable me minions gifs

how the same shitty light beer I’ve had 1,000 times looks at me after browsing the liquor store fridge for five minutes

Mom said no more tweeting for the night

snorting lines of finasteride with my balding friends at the house party

BREAKING: APPLE CONFIRMS PLANS TO PARTNER WITH XAI AND BRING GROK TO IMESSAGE GROUP CHATS

bed center aligned against the wall vs bed in the corner of the room tells you everything you need to know about a person

Just found out about China. Holy shit, should we do something about that?

just told my suburban friend i don’t care for the sopranos or the grateful dead and he pulled a gun he had tucked under his college bookstore golf polo and shot me in the chest

going to SF this weekend for the first time in about four years meeting friends but also will have a lot of free time. what should I see, do, and eat? and would love to grab coffee/cocktails with some of my west coast mutuals! DMs open

If everything goes according to plan, I should have a four figure net worth by 2026

life is short don’t let it pass you by

wow another gorgeous summer day to spend inside being an insufferable terminally online douchebag arguing with strangers on the web