FROM THE CREATOR OF ‘SIDELINED’ COMES... Call Me Bob- The Fall of The Nasrid Dynasty. Part 1. youtu.be/KU7S7BCS9hU

Hello S Sebag Montefiore , I’m making a comedy serial about the fall of the Nasrid Dynasty, which I think you might enjoy. Here is part 1. youtu.be/KU7S7BCS9hU

Hello Bettany Hughes💙 , I’m making a comedy serial about the fall of the Nasrid Dynasty, which I think you might enjoy. Here is part 1. youtu.be/KU7S7BCS9hU

Excited and delighted to say that my lockdown project Creative Twist podcast is out today! It was great to chat to some brilliant people about rediscovering creativity after a break. Please give it a listen and let me know what you think! creativetwist.captivate.fm

Thought Felix White was the ‘Mango Man’. #tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

#europeansuperleague #ESL

Wake up everybody, this was just a conspiracy by podcasters to create content. #europeansuperleague

Which Historian knows the most about the Irish potato famine? David Starchy.

I do like Neil Robertson’s hair. #bbcsnooker

“At this year’s world championship, the part of Jan Verhaas will be played by John Malkovich.” #bbcsnooker #WorldSnookerChampionship2021

Years ago, when I suggested stand-up comedy should be live-streamed to multiple venues, everybody laughed. Well, they’re not laughing now. #Monkhouse2021

So he showed a bit of human emotion, not disrespectful for me, Clive. We don’t want robots playing elite sport. #bbcsnooker

Bold prediction, but I think after today, Gareth Southgate will be forever known as ‘The Arasole with the parasol’. #eng #cro #ENGCRO #EngvsCro

Why haven’t they brought Grealish on?? #SPAPOL

Why does Danny Murphy always sound like he’s doing the co-commentary in a separate room and from a dystopian future? #bbceuro2020 #SPAPOL

I’m back. Lots of tweets to get through.

Gonna start using the abbreviation ‘hig’ for ‘how’s it going’ from now on, guys, fyi.

🟦St Albans City Youth Sponsor of the Day🟨 Huge thanks 🙏 to Dan & the team at Clever Carpets & Flooring clevercarpets.co.uk instagram.com/clevercarpets/ for sponsoring the U8 North Girls providing the squad a new hummel kit. A high profile business supporting local 🌱roots ⚽️

Just had to introduce my new toilet brush to the toilet. Always a tense moment. You never know how they’ll get on and they have to work so closely together.