When Prof neil_ferguson got into trouble last yr I defended him cuz bothering about the sex lives of other people is so C19th and we needed his mind. Matt Hancock played puritan, condemning Neil's “extraordinary” behaviour which led him "speechless". Hancock's half hour is up.

I hope Rishi is able to find enough spare cash in the budget to add another two inches to his trousers...it's really starting to bother me

#LiarJohnson can't think of anything clever, poignant or pithy to say, but just wanted to use the hashtag

Send in your letters or lose your seat, it’s not complicated. #SueGrayReport

Josie Ensor Nothing says innocent like paying out £10m in damages for something that never happened

With the tragedy that's unfolding in Ukraine please don't forget what a shower of shite this government is and that we need to get them out of office

#Crufts2022 i don't think so mate

So true

Piers Morgan can get his Twitter account back, but only once he has been paraded through the streets, naked, as people laugh at his tiny nob, shout "shame" and throw shit at him.

#careshowcase #MCA #DOLs #LPS Come and see us at the #Surreycc table for an MCA chat !

Proper pile ons from the new right wing. You fucking worms you. The ceaseless screams from the bin of hate. The darkness sweeps. “It can’t be overstated. We are in the foothills of actual fascism” A mate.

Retweet if you agree with Miriam #NigelFarage #IAgreeWithMiram

Yes! It’s an extender! If you love the Tories and the Royal Family, you’ll fucking hate this because it contains facts and reality. Sort a proxy vote if you don’t have ID. Vote tactically. Make a Tory cry.

I haven't looked at twitter for a good few weeks and surprise surprise, the Tories have taken some time out of their busy schedules to swamp it with propaganda.. mistruths.... and downright feckin lies. Bunch of....

#sabpStaffAwards

#sabpStaffAwards What a great night !

This is totally at odds with the British values of which we Will be hearing a huge amount today. It will backfire as did the chorus of millions. And is totally unnecessary. It’s what happens when the police take their lead from political messaging