Thick ass 😂

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Why winco smell like pedo #nocap 🤢

Twitter preachers are funny 😄 preaching when it’s convenient but never say anything in real life 🤦🏽‍♂️

Sometimes I feel like a bed: because people always sleep on me. But I know I’m a lamp: because I always light up a room.

Girls trying to finish an argument without crying

All washed up, looking squirty 💦💦😼

スバル 🇯🇵🔵

No 🧢

Say this and shut your mouth!!!!

Who felt like square growing up?

You make time for what you want.

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Im gonna change my @ because y’all just don’t wanna listen. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Wth 😂 she gone

¿Wtf? *confused Jackie Chan!