Hey Auburn. Jetgate 2.0 #sextonseason

Cecile just drafted two extensions and a denial. She labeled them “Grove Style” , ‘Drink-With’ and “Classic Florida Panic.” #SextonSeason

Faux_Jimmy Sexton (Parody Account)

My latest at Saturday Down South: The price of poker is going up, and Auburn just refuses to play… #WarEagle #SEC saturdaydownsouth.com/news/college-f…

Cecile, ping Throttle to gas up #airsexton, quick trip to the Red Stick, then to 30A to get those Louisiana lawmakers out on the yacht for some discussions. Make sure there is plenty of Pappy & Chris Nelson on board. #sextonseason

The Auburn, LSU, and Florida AD walk into a bar. That’s it, that’s the joke. #sextonseason

Senator Kennedy called me tonight. If there is anyone in politics who should be leading the LSU search, it’s him. It’s all gonna be alright. #sextonseason

Jimmy Sexton watching this

Jon Gruden Jake Malasek I love Faux_Jimmy Sexton (Parody Account)'s G5. #YESSIR

High on my list of goals is getting a fat buyout from LSU. Help a brother out Faux_Jimmy Sexton (Parody Account)!

This new season of SNL is off to a great start.

Faux_Jimmy Sexton (Parody Account) Bon Secour Fisheries Pappy Van Winkle Maybe time to restock the accoutrements with some Pappy inspired hot sauce?

Brilliant! #sextonseason

I just found this clip of Governor Jeff Landry He’s not a fan of #sextonseason

Hugh Freeze, offensive genius. Or maybe his offense is offensive.

Cecile, have Thottle gas up #airsexton and activate operation ‘Thawed Freeze’. We’re headed for Auburn to see how much sap we can squeeze out of YellaWood #sextonseason

Cecile tell Freeze frame that I already know his key card won’t let him into the Auburn FB facility. He can go to Waffle House and get the Gussy special. Scathered, Smothered, and Fired. #sextonseason.

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Jim-meh has an idea. Remember the national debt clock that showed in real time, the debt increasing? I think we need one that shows the increasing value of buyouts for Jim-Meh’s clients. #sextonseason

Cecile tell Freeze frame we cannot sell orange “MAGA/Make Auburn Great Again” caps to fund your exit. #sextonseason