Someone sent me (what I'm guessing is) a retirement gift with no note or anything. So thank you, because this is a very nice and very expensive bourbon. #MysteryBooze

Not cool Amazon. I've been waiting for that package for about 3 weeks now, and was waiting all morning for it. I would appreciate you giving me more than a solid 9 seconds to answer the door.

20 year HS reunion was last night. Had a great time seeing old friends, some I forgot about for all this time. My brother and I tore up the town like we were in our early 20s again. I am miserably hungover today. No regerts.

I've hit my limit for stupid pseudo science conspiracy nonsense this morning. I'm just muting the people pushing this garbage, even my friends.

Doing everything I can in the gym right to avoid these working sets of 15-20 on back squats. Thus I post on Twitter. HALP.

Good news! I wasn't the worst uncle at Thanksgiving this year! My BIL went off on me at the bar calling me a liberal Trump-hating POS while he was spiraling down a rabbit hole of gear-induced rage. Apparently, he's just cycling whatever he can find with no testing or oversight 😅

6 months post-retirement came a went a few days ago because I have the memory of a wheel of cheese. And then I accidentally deleted my first one because I thought I double posted. Nice. #EOD #EOMFD #retired

What is it about silence that some people just can't handle? Came to get an oil change and 2 folks on either side of me had a very long and loud convo for 10 min straight with no more than 2 sec of silence at any point. I wanted to perforate my own eardrums after the first 3 min

The Home Depot near me no longer has dedicated veteran parking. I HAVE BEEN MILDLY INCONVENIENCED!! THIS WILL NOT STAND!! /s

"What was the Army like James?" Well, I have an active prescription for arthritis medication and I'm not even 40 yet. So there's that. 😅

The legitimacy of #BF6 as a game for me rides on whether the "P18" will randomly fire a round in your character's leg from the holster. #BF6OpenBeta

Egads! Imagine honoring someone for their service and sacrifice, only to later find out they dont share the same political stances as you! The US Army is an apolitical organization folks, even as much clowns like this try insist otherwise. Flo earned his, this person has not. 🤡