The Thistle Morton rivalry is hands down the worst thing happen on this planet since people started basing their entire personality on Coffee. Two tiny clubs without natural rivals desperately trying to force something.

A truly awful signing. Absolutely baffled as to why Airdrie fans are over the moon with this.

Truly the most pathetic, cowardly tear stained football club on the entire planet. Stomping off in the huff because the diddy clubs had the temerity to stand up to them.

Children starving to death and Falkirk are spunking thousands of pounds a week of government money to pry Spencer away from ‘conservatory’ funded Rovers. Scottish football really is fucking sickening.

England can bat deep that’s for sure. Watch them skittled for 120 now though #Ashes

The Ashes > Football World Cup. I’ll be taking no further questions at this stage.

For the record people this a blatant photoshop. It’s actually really poor quality but it’s a criminal offence nonetheless and my legal team will be contacted posthaste

Not for me Clive. Ego taking over

This is legitimately the most impressive thing that’s happened in any sport anywhere ever.

Kuwait claiming the game was abandoned to protect players from injuries ffs

Jimmy Partick Thistle FC Police Scotland 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Manic St Preachers (circa ‘94) then Guns N Roses (circa 88) would literally be my ideal festival headliners. I suspect Guns N Roses are going to be painfully bad tonight though.

Incredible the lies people will tell just to defend a rapist. Genuine fucking dangers.

It’s days like today that confirms Clyde fans are the most horrific, vile scumbags in the country. A truly dangerous collection of racist, rape apologist, cowardly shitebags. A totally deranged support.

This is a genuine disgrace. Forcing a dog to pose for hours on end in a football strip is beneath contempt. Especially so in this heat. Shame on both the artist and the owner. I’ve already reported it.

Jota will undoubtedly propel his new club to success and prize money. ‘A club open to all’ apart from the thousands who will be killed as a result of this sale.

“Brought to you by Sky Bet”. Fuck off, Gary

That’ll be yer Dundee United on the verge of administration. Gonna need plenty of sponsored walks to get anywhere near close to plugging those catastrophic loses.