Marmalade wants to bring the crown home to Cardiff. To the Prince of Wales pub. It’s a Spoons. Also no one in Cardiff knows who she is. Like who are you? #dragraceuk

So lovely to see Alan and Gram together… #dragraceuk

That Smoggie Queens is shite.

Have been in bluesky for about 20 mins. Have been followed by bots already. Haven’t worked out the block function yet.

According to all sources…

I had my wisdom teeth out today. But even that is preferable to watching the gays of the internet meltdown over that fucking American shooter.

Get to fuck.

Ah ffs. The Vivienne at 32, how awful.

I didn’t even know Venus lived in Leeds.

This caricature of David Lynch is doing the rounds. I thought it was Nick Knowles.

Just found out from Tik Tok where Melania got her hat.

I’ve fallen into a rabbit hole of old British tv and film on Tik Tok. 1950s to 70s. I’m now convinced Jonathan Harvey should write a short biopic about Peggy Mount and cast Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾

Hello you! The final series of Big Boys is now available to watch Channel 4. Please feel free to spread the word as there’s no huge marketing campaign for our lil show, but I think it’s the best season we’ve made + I hope you enjoy where we leave them 💖 channel4.com/programmes/big…

Phil and the social worker. #EastEnders40

I just want Tanya Branning to show up, ask “how’s Adam…………….?” Then leave. #EELive

That’s a massive Tunnock’s Tea Cake wrapper.

Flogging my merch at Conclave 25.

Not the first time the cardinals have had a yank behind those curtains.

Rate My Plate is still a crowd pleaser on Facebook apparently.