luigi mangione is going to win dancing with the stars

this is the best day on twitter since a submarine exploded

I am begging her to take her talents to lot.

.Robert F. Kennedy Jr can you bring back quaaludes please

When I see Conecuh sausage on the grill.

Think they'll get rid of the IRS before April or should I file

He got Serena Williams crip walking, and the entire crowd is screaming A-Minorrrrrrrr!

KFC You (not allegedly, proven fact) cheated on your pregnant wife you braindead troglodyte. Ur slutshaming an 18 year old girl to get 4k likes from college boys hiding behind burners, hope you all get to meet up to suck each other off soon bc they are the only ones who care ab you

tried asking my (chef) uncle for financial advice and this was his response 😭😭 MY STOMACH HURTSSSSDKDJDDDSK

everyone from white lotus getting on the boat after a mass shooting and not even addressing it

Spotify is down and the thoughts are getting in

Okay this is probably true re: American Pope

Alabama has 3X the homicide rate of California. Its murder rate is ranked third in the entire country. Stick to football, bro.

when they make a Hate Island somebody link me

*meep*

Find a school bus in the morning and just get on it.

hot dogs should be free if you really like them