I mixed two scoops of chocolate flavored coffee with two scoops of coconut flavoured coffee. I thought it would taste like an Almond Joy. It did not taste like joy. It tasted like sadness. 😢. Dunkin'

This is awesome.

Dear Lisa, I have read that you routinely mute your posts after a certain amount of time to limit notifications. Recently you posted novels you were taking with you on vacation, and listed two Russian authors. I believe they were Tolstoy and Dostoevsky. In a

19 out of 20, unless you allow me to count my encyclopedic almanac. That was the title, and it was much larger than my normal almanac, and arranged differently. Still only one volume though.

I am clueless. I had to go to the Post Office to drop off a contract. When my turn at the counter came, I set my briefcase up on the counter, and handed the lady the envelope that needed to be sent. She looked at my briefcase, and said that she really liked it. I said thank

Large breast's will sag, a firm butt will get larger. A women's mind is going to last her whole life. The ability to have a conversation is lasting. A pretty smile, the way she wrinkles her nose, her eyes sparkling when she teases you. These are the traits men should be

Freyja

Chuck Grassley...still shambling around the Senate like a goddamned ghoul, clutching your precious blue slip tradition like it’s the last shred of relevance in your pathetic, decaying legacy. And let’s be crystal fucking clear: you’re not some lone dinosaur holding the line.

Dear Lisa, While you never did respond to my earlier query regarding which Russian novels I should start with, never having read a Russian novel before. Earlier today I saw in my feed that you responded to one of those question things that Dostoevsky was hands down over

Today is my parents fiftieth wedding anniversary.

We went to Texas de Brazil for dinner to celebrate my parents 50th anniversary. My first time at a Brazilian style steak house. It was very good. I got to try at least one of every meat on offer.

Chilli: 400g ground beef 1 onion 1 bell pepper 4 garlic cloves 2 tsp chilli powder 2 tsp cayenne 2 tsp paprika 2 tsp cumin 1 tsp coriander 1 tsp oregano 1 tsp cinnamon 1 bay leaf 400g tomatoes 400g kidney beans 2 tbsp tomato paste 400ml beef stock 1 tsp cocoa 1 tsp Worcestershire

I am running on nothing but pure hate and coffee today.

Read a charming Elizabethan anecdote. Thomas Seckford a Master of Requests, patiently awaited an audience, until one day, he wore new boots, knowing the smell of fresh leather bothered her majesty. When she said, “thy boots stink!” He said, “No, it is the stale bills in my hand.”

Let’s keep bunnies relevant and share some love ❤️

This is absolutely hilarious.

Marco is ready to fill in for any Kentucky Derby horse not able to compete.

It was two in the morning on December 16, 1811, when the sleeping towns of the Mississippi Valley were swallowed by something ancient and terrifying. No warning. No rumble building slowly in the distance. Just a sudden, savage lurch that threw men and women out of their beds and

SO MANY MEMORIES...😢😂😂😂

“Wild Thing” - Sam Kinison Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Tommy Lee ☠️ Billy Idol Slash & Steven Adler Warren DeMartini, Robbin Crosby, Stephen Pearcy🐀 Star-studded celebration of late 80s excess 🤘