First time ever that a El Paso Locomotive FC watch party has been here, at the newest The Union Drafthouse location!!! Locomotive fans make sure you make it out and go cheer on the Locos!!! #CincoDeLocos #PubClub

Why do fucking eastsiders get a 75cent discount on gas?

If you’re wearing a bennie or a hoodie in this weather, you’re a mamon.

We've got a big matchup vs Monterey Bay this Saturday! Cheer on the Locos at Cabo Joe's for the official #PubClub Watch Party! Kickoff is at 8pm. Enjoy Loco Happy Hour with $4 Estrella Pints, $4 Ultra Gold bottles, $3 Locoritas, and $3 Estrella bottles! #CincoDeLocos

Don’t get the dried fruit drink garnish. It’s fucking stupid.

Losers

Ray Donavan is god on hard knocks! Nomames

Can you really call it a brunch, if you don’t really know how to run a real fucking restaurant and you serve shit for food? Asking for a friend?

How could anyone really be the goat 🐐 if you have 5 shuttered business (concurrently)(you’ll probably have to google concurrently)and 9 partners always? Asking for a friend?

one last time before tomorrow. let’s turn it up Aggies

best fight song in the nation

You don’t know how to change your oil.

If your pets are outside, you’re an asshole.

New rule. You didn’t graduate? You didn’t go to that college? Well, you can’t be a fucking poser and be a fan of any college.

Hell nah

You have to fucking graduate to be a fucking fan.

Facts

Collecting plasma is big fucking business.

Miner brew