One year ago today I finally realized Flo Rida spells Florida🤯✋

that rush of adrenaline when your serve on wii tennis does the extra zoomy thing>>

I feel like it’s a universal dad thing to lay on the floor in front of the TV even though there’s a couch literally right there

thinking about how my guidance counselor classified me as a flight risk in elementary school cuz I’d pack my Hannah Montana suitcase every morning planning to run away

This is the time of the year when I start getting anxious about class icebreaker activities😎

I can’t stop thinking about the gorgeous blonde bartender Allison at Threes😍 what’s ur number

The song Pompeii by Bastille immediately brings me back into reality

How many cows have I saved by drinking oat milk

Allergies are for girls only

Did the pacer test just to feel something again

Putting my mental health before my education but now it’s affecting my education which affects my mental health which affects my education

Thinking about the evolution of humans starting from the Big Bang to the invention of Kraft Mac and cheese. How did we get here?

Macklemore is timeless

hannah galinger smells like farts

me in elementary school telling my teachers I gave up homework for lent: