4BC, man following star = Magi 2018AD, man following star = Stalker

Had some Christmas pudding and, once again, there wasn’t a coin in it. No change there then.

When your house is full of food but your mum won’t let you eat any of it because ‘It’s for Christmas’.

At what temperature does Jesus cook his Christmas turkey? 200 degrees (Hosanna in ex) Celsius.

Modern Day Miracle... Finding an episode of Friends on TV that you’ve never seen before.

Always good to read reviews of places before booking...

It’s a shame that people have forgotten one of the real meanings of Christmas. Namely worrying constantly about when to put the bins out.

What does the mother of Jesus like to do over the Christmas period? Eat, drink and be Mary.

What REALLY happened at the Nativity...

When you realise you haven’t got a clue what day the bins go out over the Christmas period.

Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring Later we'll have some pumpkin pie And we'll do some

Jesus is everywhere, especially at this time of year...

Why does December 25th never get old? Because it’s always the present day.

Who has two thumbs and wishes you a peaceful, happy Christmas and a wonderful 2019?